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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛

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