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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rufus eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘

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