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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Squishy eaten by …

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a crocodile 🐊 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺

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