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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a warthog 🐗 a lynx 😺 a bull 🐮

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