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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝

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