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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Sparkles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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