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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a lynx 😺 a venomous snake 🐍

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