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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cow 🐮

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