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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a velociraptor 🦖

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