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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a cow 🐮

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