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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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