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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

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a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a wild boar 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮

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