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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a velociraptor 🦖 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮

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