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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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