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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯

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