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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯

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