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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 an ostrich 🐦 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a tiger 🐯 a bear 🐻

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