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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a velociraptor 🦖 an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊

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