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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Jenkins eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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