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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Gizmo eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗 a lion 🦁 a cow 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 an ostrich 🐦

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