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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

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a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a cheetah 😺

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