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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Professor Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻 a pufferfish 🐡 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮

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