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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮

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