Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.