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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

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a rhinoceros 🦏 an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a bear 🐻

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