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Pet death
My
grandfather
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Dr
Cuddles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a hyena 🐺
a bear 🐻
a crocodile 🐊
a lynx 😺
a rhinoceros 🦏
an ostrich 🐦
an elephant 🐘
a venomous snake 🐍
a hippo 🦛
a tiger 🐯
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