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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a tiger 🐯

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