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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a lion 🦁 an elephant 🐘 a wild boar 🐗 a warthog 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a cow 🐮

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