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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Cuddles eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏

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