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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Ms Cuddles eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 an elephant 🐘 a pufferfish 🐡 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮

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