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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏

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