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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mrs Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a hippo 🦛 a lion 🦁 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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