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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Mr Cuddles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a wild boar 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a hyena 🐺 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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