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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a lion 🦁 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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