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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Buddy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a hyena 🐺 a warthog 🐗

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