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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Lola eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a bull 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a cheetah 😺

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