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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Teddy eaten by …

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a cow 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a hyena 🐺 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 an ostrich 🐦

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