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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daisy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 an ostrich 🐦

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