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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a crocodile 🐊 a bull 🐮 a pufferfish 🐡 a cheetah 😺 an elephant 🐘

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