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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Charlie eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a venomous snake 🐍 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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