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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Poppy eaten by …

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a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a bull 🐮 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 a lion 🦁 a rhinoceros 🦏

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