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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Daenerys eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a bull 🐮 a crocodile 🐊 a lynx 😺 a tiger 🐯 a turkey 🦃 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 a warthog 🐗

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