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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Rt Hon Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a wild boar 🐗 a bull 🐮 a hyena 🐺 an elephant 🐘 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an ostrich 🐦

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