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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Dr Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻 a velociraptor 🦖 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a cow 🐮 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lynx 😺 a rhinoceros 🦏

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