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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Miss Snuffles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a bear 🐻 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a wild boar 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a lion 🦁 a tiger 🐯 a warthog 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 an ostrich 🐦

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