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Pet death
My
grandfather
had their beloved pet
snake 🐍
Miss
Snuffles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a cow 🐮
a bear 🐻
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a wild boar 🐗
a turkey 🦃
a lion 🦁
a tiger 🐯
a warthog 🐗
a venomous snake 🐍
an ostrich 🐦
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Dan
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