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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Weasley eaten by …

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an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a hyena 🐺 a cow 🐮 a rhinoceros 🦏 an ostrich 🐦

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