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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Twilight Sparkle eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a cheetah 😺 a venomous snake 🐍 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡

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