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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Kirk eaten by …

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a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a rhinoceros 🦏 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍

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