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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet snake 🐍 Worf eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 a tiger 🐯 a hippo 🦛 a lynx 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a bull 🐮 an ostrich 🐦 a cheetah 😺 a turkey 🦃

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