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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Darth Vader eaten by …

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a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 a lion 🦁 a bull 🐮 a hippo 🦛 a cow 🐮 an elephant 🐘 a cheetah 😺

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