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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a bull 🐮 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃

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