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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a rhinoceros 🦏 a wild boar 🐗 a tiger 🐯

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