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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Sugar eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a bear 🐻

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