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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 an elephant 🐘 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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