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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Roxy eaten by …

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a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bull 🐮 a turkey 🦃 a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a cow 🐮 a velociraptor 🦖

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