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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Princess eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a bear 🐻 a hippo 🦛 an elephant 🐘 a venomous snake 🐍 a pufferfish 🐡 a tiger 🐯 a hyena 🐺 a cheetah 😺 a crocodile 🐊

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