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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Minnie eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a velociraptor 🦖 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a bull 🐮 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗

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