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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Peanut eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a turkey 🦃 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hyena 🐺 a lynx 😺 a lion 🦁 a bear 🐻 a tiger 🐯 a venomous snake 🐍

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