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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Pepper eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a warthog 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a lion 🦁 a hippo 🦛 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a tiger 🐯 a pufferfish 🐡 a bear 🐻

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