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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Stella eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a wild boar 🐗 a velociraptor 🦖 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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