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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Murphy eaten by …

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a turkey 🦃 a lynx 😺 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a warthog 🐗 a hyena 🐺 an ostrich 🐦 a hippo 🦛 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a cheetah 😺

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