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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Squishy eaten by …

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a tiger 🐯 a rhinoceros 🦏 a hippo 🦛 a pufferfish 🐡 an elephant 🐘 a velociraptor 🦖 a bull 🐮 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a lion 🦁

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