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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a pufferfish 🐡 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a lynx 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a wild boar 🐗 a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a tiger 🐯

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