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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Jelly eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a warthog 🐗 a hippo 🦛 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍

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