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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Rt Hon Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 an ostrich 🐦 a pufferfish 🐡 a wild boar 🐗 a venomous snake 🐍 a hyena 🐺 a bear 🐻 a warthog 🐗 a crocodile 🐊 a velociraptor 🦖

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