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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Dr Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a venomous snake 🐍 a rhinoceros 🦏 a lynx 😺 a hippo 🦛 a wild boar 🐗 an elephant 🐘 a lion 🦁 a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝 a crocodile 🐊 a cheetah 😺

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