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Pet death
My
grandfather
had their beloved pet
cat 🐈
Dr
Sparkles
eaten by
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
a venomous snake 🐍
a rhinoceros 🦏
a lynx 😺
a hippo 🦛
a wild boar 🐗
an elephant 🐘
a lion 🦁
a swarm of angry wasps 🐝🐝🐝
a crocodile 🐊
a cheetah 😺
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