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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Miss Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an ostrich 🐦 a lynx 😺 a cheetah 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁 a hyena 🐺 a venomous snake 🐍 a warthog 🐗 a rhinoceros 🦏 a crocodile 🐊

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