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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Ms Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a hippo 🦛 a venomous snake 🐍 an elephant 🐘 a rhinoceros 🦏 a velociraptor 🦖 a crocodile 🐊 a bear 🐻 a lynx 😺 a pufferfish 🐡 a lion 🦁

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