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Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Mrs Sparkles eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

an elephant 🐘 an ostrich 🐦 a lion 🦁 a cheetah 😺 a cow 🐮 a bull 🐮 a warthog 🐗 a pufferfish 🐡 a turkey 🦃 a velociraptor 🦖

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