Sorry I'm late today

Pet death

My grandfather had their beloved pet cat 🐈 Snort eaten by …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

a cheetah 😺 a warthog 🐗 a turkey 🦃 a hyena 🐺 a hippo 🦛 a velociraptor 🦖 a tiger 🐯 a wild boar 🐗 an ostrich 🐦 a bear 🐻

Privacy policy. This silliness was made by Dan.